This is the couch...

This is the couch that would not fit through the door.

This is the door that was too small,
the door that was too small for the couch to fit through.

This is the husband,
that removed the door,
the door that was too small for the couch to fit through.

This is the crowbar used to take off the trim,
that was applied by the husband,
that removed the door,
the door that was too small for the couch to fit through.

This is the mess,
that was left by the crowbar used to take off the trim,
that was applied by the husband,
that removed the door,
the door that was too small for the couch to fit through.

This is the stairwell,
that was the path for the couch,
in which the mess was piled,
that was left by the crowbar used to take off the trim,
that was applied by the husband,
that removed the door,
the door that was too small for the couch to fit through.

This is the railing,
that needed to be take out of the stairwell,
that was the path for the couch,
in which the mess was piled,
that was left by the crowbar used to take off the trim,
that was applied by the husband,
that removed the door,
the door that was too small for the couch to fit through.

This is the husband again, that removed the railing,
that needed to be take out of the stairwell,
that was the path for the couch,
in which the mess was piled,
that was left by the crowbar used to take off the trim,
that was applied by the husband,
that removed the door,
the door that was too small for the couch to fit through.

This is the couch that FINALLY fit through the door,
after being twisted and turned by the wife, the mother-in-law, and the husband,
that removed the railing,
that needed to be take out of the stairwell,
that was the path for the couch,
in which the mess was piled,
that was left by the crowbar used to take off the trim,
that was applied by the husband,
that removed the door,
the door that was too small for the couch to fit through.

*After an hour and a half of moving and maneuvering, my mom, Jason, and I finally wrestled that couch down to the basement - and determined that we would NEVER. MOVE. IT. AGAIN.